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Poseidon
02:00
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Poseidon sent waves crashing
Into a harbor town
Sweeping all the townsfolk
Out to sea and into the loving arms
Of Phillip Glass
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Writhing Innards
00:27
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A mysterious electrocution
Left a pulsing mass of innards writhing
Beneath the full moon
Some kid thought it was a bowl of Cocoa Puffs
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Music of the Dead
01:28
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The music of the dead commences at once
Upon Hell’s church organ and a zither
A demonic hymnal has a mailorder ad
For X-ray glasses in the back
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Cannibal
01:20
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Sin cannot be described by a person
Who is a cannibal
They can only taste it and say
It tastes sort of like a
Watermelon Now And Later
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Desert Moon
02:56
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Born under a desert moon with a coyote
And a cactus
Sand demons swirl cotton candy in the dirt
And fill our mouths with pebbles
Dust signals a new end to humanity
And one of those lizards that only
Puts two feet on the ground at one time
So it won’t get burned
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Blood Drips
00:48
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Blood drips from a vampire’s tongue
He bit his tongue with his long sharp fangs
Now it too is undead
Whereas before it was not
Doomed to an eternal struggle against the dawn
And tooth decay
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Don’t eat cucumbers
They are reincarnated serial killers
You can hear their voices on the wind
As it echoes through a bleak dungeon
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Cupid’s arrow was drenched in some kind
Of poison and launched into a guy’s skull
It made him insane with the desire for death
And it made him hungry for Aleister Crowley’s
Club sandwich of doom
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Zombie Ghosts
01:07
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Zombie ghosts hurt you
With their brain-eating ways
They consumed the flesh of a human
And a mummy
A Frankenstein ate pizza out of confusion
As the graveyard turned into a whirling
Vortex of beheaded goats
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Devil's Night
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Devil’s night is for the demon’s play
Cavorting with the undead and Sonny Bono
Devil’s night is May 31st
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Drowned in the Sea
02:08
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I drowned in the sea
Clutching to the last few boards of
My sea-going vessel
Which was destroyed by a sea monster
Or possibly even a hippopotamus
I saw a light just as I went under
For the last time
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Dark Lord
00:50
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Tea and crumpets with the dark lord
Afternoon biscuits with Count Dracula
Evening cocktails with Mr. Belvedere
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Damnation
01:41
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Every person I passed today
Had weird hair and eyes
And one foot in the grave
Damnation was pretty much a sure thing
Dogs lost their minds
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Not Fiction
00:50
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Mothra is not fiction
But you are
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Crumbling Corpse
00:38
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The last gasp of a crumbling corpse
Cries out for a bowl of Cap’n Crunch cereal
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