Swap Monstor "I'm Here to Help-----Myself!" / Namuhbus Dumbshitz "Ztihsbmud Subhuman"- split

by Wheelchair Full of Old Men

supported by

	/

Streaming + Download

Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

Purchasable with gift card

$1 USD or more
Full Digital Discography

363

releases

Get all 363 Wheelchair Full of Old Men releases available on Bandcamp and save 90%.

Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality downloads of Dog Of The Hair - Dog Of The Hair, Food Fortunata - My Mind is an Awful Place, Jayden Mont / Food Fortunata - split, Flesh For Frank - Delerium Tremens, Dunce - Songs of Hate and Repulsion, 100 Story Building Drowning in Cum - Oi! Freak / Wheelchair Full of Old Men, Forms of Insanity - Forms of Insanity/Cesspools of Life, ARMLESS AND ANGRY - Rejected, and 355 more. , and , .

Purchasable with gift card

$37.60 USD or more (90% OFF)

1.	Swap Monstor - Please Help Yourself (Don't Mind If I Do!) 02:30		buy track
2.	Swap Monstor - I Asked Myself for Help 05:17		buy track
3.	Swap Monstor - Help Yourself, Not Others 09:39		buy track
4.	Swap Monstor - The Helpmyselfsquatch 04:43		buy track
5.	Swap Monstor - Can't Help Myself (Yes I Can!) 06:34		buy track
6.	Swap Monstor - I'm Here to Help-----Myself!!! 04:40		buy track
7.	Namuhbus Dumbshitz - Henry Kissinger Kissing Spain 03:55	lyrics	buy track
Disgust is sport Sport is the end of all things Disgust can treat us to brunch At a trough full of eggs Eggs benedict is covered in the hollandaise That sauce that resembles pus When it coagulates, it looks like an alien Come to conquer the earth Or at least Spain Henry Kissinger is now kissing her Kissing Spain Kissing it goodbye while the aliens hoist it up into the ship What will Spain do in space? Where will it go? The aliens know the answer But you can’t speak their language so you won’t find out Until it’s too late Aliens aren’t like in movies or on tv You can’t understand what they say No matter how hard you try
8.	Namuhbus Dumbshitz - Dead at the Fair 05:23	lyrics	buy track
Chunks of meat Extruded from our arms and legs Plow it into the soil Like a new kind of poetry Cranberries are said to grow in mid-air But when we look there, all we see is a myopic dog It’s hard to take it seriously It’s hard to wake up dead at the fair While others ride the thing that makes you vomit, You will be no more Trying to debate your way out of it Will not matter No one is willing to listen So you just have to drop your wallet on the ground And prepare for the apocalypse
9.	Namuhbus Dumbshitz - Light Blight Alright 07:10	lyrics	buy track
The weight of the world is too light It’s on your shoulder’s but you seem not to sense it It should be heavier so it would be more difficult to ignore Wait a minute Can’t you feel the weight of things? Gangrene is spreading Rot and stench How much does it weigh? Get out of my way Eat your fucking curds and whey No way It’s light but it’s blight, so I guess it’s alright
10.	Namuhbus Dumbshitz - Disease Will Crawl on Our French Fries 05:56	lyrics	buy track
Disease is your life from now on You will be required to think of nothing else Your attention is requested Look at the bright shiny object I’m holding Know that the object represents disease In all the most important ways Know that disease is represented by Various messages that will be pumped into your brain It will be done in a painless way But in a way that will cause more harm than the disease itself Conflicting stories will be told This ensures that control is maintained French fries too Disease will crawl on our French fries Will crawl on combinations of numbers, taxi cabs, brillo pads Gone in an instant Remaining forever Chocolate French fries and grief
11.	Namuhbus Dumbshitz - The Future is Bloody and Old 06:19	lyrics	buy track
A letter arrived addressed to Norman Mailer From the general surgeon who removed your appendix The blood runs cold into the drain As the surgeon works Mud and a sculpture depicting the signing of the bill of rights Cover the walls Dry, stinking bowling trophies Languishing on the wheelchair ramp The surgeon asks us to please remember to wipe up after we are done applying the outer layer Once we’re done, we will likely see the future The future is bloody and old Utah won’t be involved

about

Swap Monstor: casually recorded on borrowed time and 4 track cassette recorders October - July 2022 by Swap Monstor and VC French
Namuhbus Dumbshitz: recorded for no good reason

credits

released January 4, 2023

license

about

Wheelchair Full of Old Men Michigan

Check out
www.discogs.com/seller/FoodFortunata/profile
for physical versions of some of these titles and more

discogs.com

contact / help

Contact Wheelchair Full of Old Men

Streaming and
Download help

Redeem code

Report this album or account

If you like Wheelchair Full of Old Men, you may also like:

Out of Body
by Geo

From the first deadened cowbell to the last dissonant guitar interval, Dutch quartet Geo's new record is shaped for impact. Bandcamp Album of the Day Apr 25, 2024
go to album
Frog Mountain
by HYPERDOG

Rising Austrian band compliment phased-out garage rock shredding with eccentric synths and lo-fi drum loops. Bandcamp New & Notable Apr 25, 2024
go to album
Lifeless Birth
by Necrot

featured on Bandcamp Radio Apr 12, 2024
go to album
New Town Dream
by neutrals

Breathless indie pop from Oakland group neutrals, who mine the classic spirit of Sarah Records to terrific result. Bandcamp New & Notable Apr 10, 2024
go to album
Thoughts & Prayers
by CNTS

Dead Cross, Retox, and Qui members dish out subversive hardcore with an indignant smirk; come for the riffs, stay for the synth experiments. Bandcamp New & Notable Mar 31, 2024
go to album
Sinister Feeling
by Sinister Feeling

featured on Bandcamp Radio Mar 29, 2024
go to album
This Is All We Ever Get
by SPACED

Knockout debut from a Buffalo, New York-based hardcore band who like their riffs sick, their drums fast, and their choruses sticky-sweet. Bandcamp New & Notable Mar 28, 2024
go to album