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The world has hurt me real bad
There's nothing i can do about it cuz I lost my teddy bear
what do you want to eat? what do you want to eat? I can eat it too
Put a jug inside the dynamite and watch it go off
Perched on the ledge is a gnarly bird of prey
waddyawannaeat? waddayawannaeat? I can eat it too!
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Albert Einstein chewed tobacco
Marlon Brando tugged on his balls
Look at Chewbacca now and you'll see
The future of mankind
pick the lice from between your teeth
Spot weld a Taco Bell hot sauce package
Underdog rubbed his butt on a leaf
Transformers licked the shit out of a cave
surf gently to the shore where you can get herpes
the amazon rainforest needs a coat of varnish
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Magazines that I subscribe to are thrown at the prime minister
His many wives cover their mouths as they giggle
Wipe the ketchup off your upper lip now
So we can get down to work
Armchairs that are automatic start another war
But constellations think the thing can be purchased for half off
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Jerry through a brick through the church window
Because he had run out of beef jerky
Who can say they blame him? I say we should wash him
Tommy put ice cream on top of an ant
One guy was watching and punched out a goat
Bob drowned a parakeet in this bowl of tomato soup
Its head came off when he was done
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gollum came to my house to buy some cocaine
I told him that i only had jelly beans
get a bag of french fries and whip them at the pope, it will help to alleviate your back pain
the garden is overgrown with weeds and frog turds
A xylophone just wiped out an entire town
Lazer beams shoot out of a pickle
And annihilate an entire batch of Jim Beam
Grinding up sausage on a hot summer morning
Grover didn't notice his jugs get snagged
Before he knew it he'd been ripped to shreds
By the only machine that he could ever love
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ghostly gremlin ghoulish griebler ghastly gobbler greedy Ed Gein
Dastardly devil damnable dragon deranged Dagon dreamy Dahmer
Chaotic Cthulhu, catastrophic Clock Cacophonous kraken cranky Albert Fish
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Manflying - Manflying
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Manflying - Download
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Manflying - Surf's Up
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Manflying - In America
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