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Intro
00:11
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Human Form of a Worm
00:58
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I don’t want to argue about every single thing
I don’t want to put on a shirt
I don’t want to look for the meaning of life
I’d just rather live in the dirt
Human form of a worm
Light up the sky with your bright colored lights
See what it gets you in the end
For all of your money and your influence
You still couldn’t buy yourself a friend
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March along to this drummer
It will make you dumber
Just remember that intelligence
Is not the same as happiness
Tone down your expectations
And then prepare to be disappointed
Getting use to shutting off my brain
I’ve noticed I experience much less pain
Smile and dig a grave for all of humanity
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Who cries for you?
Who cries for us?
Who got run over by the bus?
Gambling with the future
It’s an outstanding game
Put that filth in my veins
Balloon animals are the same
Roll the dice
Become a martyr
You took the risk
But you’re no smarter
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Todd bumps his head again
Against the wall of reason
He’s gonna smash through it
One of these days
Touchdown / 3 Pointer
Homerun / Goal!
Just meeting for a discussion
About some interesting facts
But we crashed hard into each other
And burned alive
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Hard Right Hard Left
01:00
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Absolutism is an outstanding feature of
The punk rock mindset
It absolutely works wonders for
Everyone concerned
Hard right / Hard left
Swerve / Avoid collision
Compromise is a sign of weakness
Cooperation sucks
Let’s put more slogans on t-shirts
And we’ll surely save the world
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I Ate My Hand
00:58
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If I want to eat that I would
If it tasted better than good
Without the aftertaste of tiny
Metal shavings and rat shit
Look – fresh produce!
Look – rotten fruit!
Look closer
See, I ate my hand
Grocery store shelves implode on themselves
Burdened by the weight of foul corporate urine
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Holy Regime
00:50
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Notice how everything was fixed by an election
Now is not the time for serious reflection
Don’t put things in context
Or you’ll lose your goddamn mind
Holy regime
What a wonderful dream
Remove yourself from the here and now
Don’t reconsider, I’ll show you how
Just remember that the creep
Is still out there lurking
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It’s not funny when you touch me
It doesn’t feel good
Your ice cold heart freezes your fingers
A deluxe boy scout camping adventure
I don’t like my sports physical
It hurts in places I’d rather not mention
A fantastic college sports career
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It's All Over
00:56
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You ambushed me
Asked me to take off my mask
And give you the kiss of death
It’s all over
It’s been declared
Don’t think too hard about it
You might get scared
A puzzle to solve:
When did the u.s. become separate from the rest of the world?
Chorus
Got your inoculation
Go on vacation
It’s what they’re selling
Let’s all buy some
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The Royal Family
00:59
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I don’t care about the royal family
It’s dumb and inbred
And I don’t like it
Fuck the queen / Fuck prince Charles
His stupid sons can burn in hell
TV tells me of the excitement of participating in actively following the petty bullshit of these people who have no function in life
Chorus
Who can’t relate to a life of parties and no work, cutting ribbons and tapping people on their shoulder with a sword?
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Outro
00:08
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