These Are the Finest Dancing Queen Boys I've Ever Seen

by Wheelchair Full of Old Men

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dexterh2o As a child, I was forced to drive a tractor in the burning sun. Now I have skin cancer. This album is much more pleasant than that. Favorite track: Dick Panthers - Take a Chance on Me (Abba).

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1.	Food Fortunata - These Are the Finest Queen Boys (I've Ever Seen) (The Frogs) 02:23	buy track
2.	Teeth Aquarium - The Kennedy's Killed Monroe (The Frogs) 01:20	buy track
3.	Dick Panthers - Where's Jerry Lewis? (The Frogs) 02:42	buy track
4.	Poopy Necroponde - Grandma Sitting in the Corner with a Penis in Her Hand Going "No, No, No, No, No" (The Frogs) 02:58	buy track
5.	Mangler - Gwendlyn Macrae (The Frogs) 02:45	buy track
6.	The Uncivil Society - And So You're the King (The Frogs) 02:20	buy track
7.	ENE Yore Skum - Whisper (Modern Ghosts, from Nets to Nest mix) (The Frogs) 02:20	buy track
8.	Loving Couples - Jesus is My Buddy (The Frogs) 01:40	buy track
9.	Teeth Aquarium - Swamp Broad (The Frogs) 01:47	buy track
10.	Howl In The Typewriter - Better Than God (The Frogs) 02:51	buy track
11.	Saphire and Ruby - I'm Evil, Jack (The Frogs) 02:52	buy track
12.	Breathilizör - Dragon (The Frogs) 02:13	buy track
13.	Lörsson - Golden Showers (The Frogs) 01:04	buy track
14.	Geile Diebe - What the Trouble Was (The Frogs) 02:53	buy track
15.	Butt Socrates - God is Gay (The Frogs) 02:56	buy track
16.	French Werewolves - I'm Sad the Goat Just Died Today (The Frogs) 01:22	buy track
17.	Mangler - Dead Pussy in the Road w/Mother's Name on Top (The Frogs) 01:30	buy track
18.	Teeth Aquarium - There Is Darkness (The Frogs) 01:05	buy track
19.	Kingdom Scum - Lord Grunge (The Frogs) 05:21	buy track
20.	Food Fortunata - Sailors Board Me Now (The Frogs) 03:45	buy track
21.	Douglas Camaro and Amanda Parke - Dancing Queen (Abba) 04:01	buy track
22.	Dick Panthers - Take a Chance on Me (Abba) 02:21	buy track
23.	Poopy Necroponde - The Name of the Game (Abba) 03:53	buy track
24.	Lörsson - The Winner Takes it All (Abba) 02:47	buy track
25.	Butt Socrates - Super Trooper (Abba) 04:13	buy track
26.	Geile Diebe - Watch Out (Abba) 03:55	buy track
27.	Toughskins - Does Your Mother Know (Abba) 02:36	buy track
28.	Martha Minefield and Middle Richard - Like an Angel Passing Through My Room (Abba) 02:35	buy track
29.	Spastic Amoebas - Gimme Gimme Gimme! (Abba) 03:15	buy track
30.	Goth Idiots - Lay All Your Love On Me (Abba) 04:34	buy track
31.	The Uncivil Society - Take A Chance on Me (Abba) 03:48	buy track
32.	Raw Veg - Dum Dum Diddle (Abba) 02:36	buy track
33.	French Werewolves - Chiquitita (Abba) 03:26	buy track
34.	Muzzle - So Long (Abba) 02:52	buy track
35.	Mangler - Fernando (Abba) 03:55	buy track
36.	Howl in the Typewriter - Does Your Mother Know (Abba) 03:30	buy track
37.	Kingdom Scum - S.O.S. (Abba) 03:30	buy track
38.	Food Fortunata - Little Things (Abba) 01:33	buy track
39.	Dandelion Adventure - Super Trooper (Abba) 04:46	buy track
40.	ENE Yore Skum - Knowing Me, Knowing You (Abba) 04:46	buy track

about

Why not combine the covers of Abba and The Frogs? Two of the 20th/21st century’s finest song-writing teams. You might think of the songs of the two bands as being very very different, but you would be wrong. Infectiously catchy songs about love and life. It seems a natural pairing if you ask me.

Yes, it is true, you may need to adjust the volume occasionally while you listen to this. Look, I have no technical expertise so evening out the volume levels is just beyond my grasp. But listen, this is a Wheelchair Full of Old Men product…and we all know what that means. – Food

credits

released May 22, 2022

Contact and various important information:

TEETH AQUARIUM: www.papertoilet.com

SPASTIC AMOEBAS: World renowned ultra-power trio SPASTIC AMOEBAS would like to thank the headless rotting corpse of Eric Clapton for all the musical inspiration and guidance. God bless.
backwoodsbutcher.bandcamp.com and onionmindgames@hotmail.com

GOTH IDIOTS will play at D&D night, Magic the Gathering bouts, or any scary event, but we will NOT play at a Star Wars convention, that shit is for
pussies! contact us at tzglitter@gmail.com

THE UNCIVIL SOCIETY: Track performed and recorded by Anon_73 at Normie-ville Studios January 2022
theuncivilsociety.com
theuncivilsociety.bandcamp.com

MANGLER is Ryan Westfall, contact him via email: rawart71@gmail.com

LÖRSSON: Vahlmaninkatu 25, 18100 Heinola, Finland

HOWL IN THE TYPEWRITER: www.pumf.net

DANDELION ADVENTURE: (Ajay, Geoff, Jason, Mark, Stan) - Sooper Truper was recorded February 1990

RAW VEG: (Keah, Ajay, Jason, Stan) - Dumb Dumb Diddle was recorded March 1990

FOOD FORTUNATA, BREATHILIZÖR, TOUGHSKINS, LOVING COUPLES, FRENCH WEREWOLVES c/o Wheelchair Full of Old Men, P.O. Box 6061, Saginaw, MI 48608 and/or wheelchairfullofoldmen1.bandcamp.com

POOPY NECROPONDE, BREATHILIZÖR, TOUGHSKINS, MUZZLE: onionmindgames@hotmail.com

DICK PANTHERS, LOVING COUPLES: thedickpanthers@yahoo.com

BUTT SOCRATES: Butt Socrates band is sponsored by Cheetos, Big Wheel Trikes and Elon Musk is a libertarian Douche not to be trusted.
Butt Socrates band is:
Angst McGee – Vocals, Gitz
Hyrum Joseph Smith- Drums
Helmet Irony – Gitz
Hobo Erectus – Bass
100zerorecords.com

MIDDLE RICHARD: middlerichard.bandcamp.com

SAPHIRE AND RUBY, FRENCH WEREWOLVES are both bands of the spectacular TacoRatSATX label, tacoratsatx.bandcamp.com

DOUGLAS CAMARO AND AMANDA PARKE: "Dancing queen " was recorded in SW Florida on a digital 8 track. Dancing queen is a song we both spent a lifetime trying to avoid...this version goes well with beer.

KINGDOM SCUM: hiddenpower@amerikaos.com

GEILE DIEBE: P. Strøm and Retch S. von Perpetuity. Canceling Worship in the Mass Formation since 2019.

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