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A truck tire put its booger on my resume
As a result I did not get the job
I tried to explain I was not to blame
But they thought I was a slob
The hamburglar came to my house
And took a shit in the fax machine
It wasn’t what I wanted for lunch
But I had it with baked beans
Sorry for the weasel droppings
Sorry about my teeth
Sorry I wasted your time this morning
Talking nonstop about Brian Keith
Can’t we stop the arguments
About who has the worst tattoos?
Burt Reynolds sold his vomit to NBC
But that’s not exactly news
Puberty hit that kid real hard
So he could hardly even see
People of German heritage are often such assholes
Just take a look at me
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from Food Fortunata - How Could Music Be Any Worse?, released March 1, 2022

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