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Creepy Tom Cruise munches on a petrified turd
It tastes like apple pie he thinks
Tom Cruise, all-American pimp
Tough action hero in space
He has a tattoo of L.Ron Hubbard’s face on his dick
His ex-wife freaked out and aborted when she saw that
Tom Cruise Is eating a log of L. Ron Hubbard’s shit
They saved it from the last time he took a dump before he croaked
Tom thinks it gives him extra power so that he can make shitty movies and abuse his wife.
He’s elderly, but the turd keeps him young
The turd and about $50 million worth of plastic surgery

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from Food Fortunata - How Could Music Be Any Worse?, released March 1, 2022

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